One sunny day the =prof= crew was owning [GharM] like spam owns the meat market then something strange fell from the nob-end of bone what a big pair of ears it had and what big teeth so that he could nibble on harry potters ear ,and played with Raz0rflam3's incredibly small head so that he wouldn’t get a nasty rash around his leg and butt tox poisonous a**e). Crude Crackle was soon running in the gaping hole in his mumma's ass where it lead and bleed into nothin.
Soon anrgry mispelt his name while molesting little fat asian kids. MMmmmm fat kids Bones got jealous and began to flirt with kush, while thinkin of tosh's sexy bum with a bottle of ky jelly and a huge foot. Even though thats just sick he dreamt it. bones mum was his only mother. Hisdad however was his dad. a pole dancing psychopath teaching his son to lap dance midgets like tosh. Flashbangs..... smoke and grenades and thats how gangstas roll, knives forks and spoons kill peeps thats pop pills down flop things around up and down nurgle flurgle YEA! suddenly the massive monster ginkilla was slayed bye hysteria avec n00b cannon sprayed bullets and pop a cap in bones ass while playing gameboy. untill angry stole his pokemon emerald and his pokemon got raped by his digimon. felix grew an afro and the girls lifted there tops and fondled their tits till their was milk coming. Bones got horny played with kush and lost his virginity.Then razorflame felt left out so he went to bones befroom. yes kush YES,right there razor and iced was laughing hysterically. Peth jumped in playing and spread bones home videos out on the driveway making a montage of magical wizardary and dragons!!!!! woot! But then all mordors wrath descended downwards, exploding on jeff vaders tray this is not snot said angry it is peths friend stret's organs. Mmm organs said Crackle. i love owning gharm they are worse than [332]. BOOM HEADSHOT to the knee! HAX! BS headshot! OUCH MY KNEE!
Meanwhile the big sasquatch who runs the school of how to fart loudly and smelly while tickling elmos in your underwear with angry inside getting his mack handed to him from a 100lb elephant on heat! mini elephants ftw!!!!!! Meanwhile kush was looking down south trying to find wat he should, and probably doesnt have, a regular,chopped in half folded over twice but inside out hard to find microscopic, matchbox sized shrunken form of dried noodle. The Noodle Master said "who dares eat baby kush's noodle that hasnt formed fully so it was so tiny that even on a zoomed in x100000000000000 you still cant see it even squinting using kush then went to bones house crying like a widdle baby girl asking for mummy and daddy so little baby kush pooed his pants which lured peth to say yummy,i have chocolate flavoured body paint to poor over bones extra enlarged man boobs to get jiggy with. He slapped hysteria with girly hands so hysteria decked bones and pushed kush into the bedroom for some blue light district to scrap out round house kiking while getting sweaty chuck noris style but all of crackles camera skills couldnt make a headshot so he kinfed at bone but missed hafuckingha then got him in the head and laughed cause he hit him and bones head rolled into kush's mums big wide gaping , mountain sized gaping hole of grand canyon abiss, hysterias mums pussy abyss bro abyss .
Along time ago a spider named pedro the tiny was woefully weaving a hat of candy for a little baby in pooey diapers, that smelt like they came from bones own collection in his school bag. Mean while Stret ,big brother of lord fart a lot grew an with a mullet that was coloured bright yellow like angrys facial hair when its dipped in hydrochloric acid and twisted into kushs face when bone pokes him repeatedly in the eye untill kush sticks his fingers up bones dark but very stinky mouth, Chop and and wally shared the great but mostly kept themselves high in the sky with octagon shaped pie spinning saying "wizzle wozzle" i have sausage .Mmmm sausage said bone, i love when its underage toilet peek a class season hunting. HOLLY SHIT BATMAN heath ledgers dead! blow the bastered into a deep joker grave in bones' bedroom where bone decided that kush would like to join him . During the night bone started playing and suckling on his little toe while jerking his index finger up inside the stretched gapping hole of 2, known as the dual black food disposing fecal matter rejector jumping zombie creaming batter millkin madly upside but also downside jumpin left angle that was acute blonde down the naval side of brazil beach were gays called bones the ragin homo who licks sperm of other homos while molesting dogs.
bak in iraq Osama Bone Laden was play pin the tail on the spotted donkey which he rode around in loops while making funny monkey noises ooooooo bloop blooop he whip woo jug while the fluga went bugger me the fluken duken upside wiggle waggle was poppin e's while drinkin v mixed with steinlager pure cos its in a new bottle.
Soon Hostage found his Asians and started fondling ever so carefully with the ring he got from the corner pie his big uncles cracker jack kit which he occasionally uses on strets nob to shine like a shiny bowling ball that’s in hysterias mouth while he chokes the tiny chicken. hysterias raisin size nipples got hard seeing iced doing marquez from behind, but vomed when iced emulated goatse.cz and bleed badly from his glory mountain in kenya. lol said peth look at the three legged monkey it dances! DANCES!!!!! aint nuffin but a hound dog living in Malaysia and crying all, and it is killed by bones by making no sense at ALL.
Captain banana pants and his partner fairy stret were skipping down the skipping down the dream of Iced when suddenly, trees grew from kushs massive hairy bush which was imaginary as bats fly and eat humans while pooping out baby John rambos with a banana bomb, like worms armageddon 3D! Asthma combined with raspberry juice makes a dastardly infectious kumquat of happy goonie origion. The kumquat was a massive copy of stret, he drove mopeds up stairs backwards but he crashed into broken aircons flippin on top and hurting his ankle while singing "waltzing matilda" Meanwhile up high on the roof someone awp headshot him and his head turned into chocolate flavoured milk pouring from a wheelbarrow.
hysterias wrinkly vagina slapped stret in the face. Cumshot for the win! Call of duty is like pacman porno without sex and extra pickles and no mayo wait, with mayo cos mayo tastes like rainbows and big pots of chronically skunky dragon toes. "LOOK OUT" said Bilbo Baggins gollum has the ring between his lips and is doing the foxtrot spinnin around in Gandalfs pocket. Frodo likes dick cheese from strets mouth infested with big scaby vaginal warts with puss ozzzzzing in between his white teeth, turning his lipstick into a bright shade of pink like the inside of a tasty looking jam bun that would make bones want to shove his very small micro scopic plastic moulded, poo smelling , dog sniffin butt hole around while kush watches angry round up Asians to slap them and show kush how to beat hysteria into tears.
Boom hysteria pops his own cherry picker into bones garbage can house were his mum was spanking razorflame with a steal ninja styled pipe. accross the country many angry hostages got raped bye big giant mushrooms filled with soft and horny smurfs havein a massive gunja filled tea party with lots of little asian smurfs that get their eyes opened when pappa smurf gives them panadol hoping that would numb their bum so he can watch bones lose his vaginaty to gargamel his lover. Azrael got jelious and ate smurfette which made bones cry like stret.
Meanwhile Iced had molested smurf children and magical ponys leapin over rainbows towards candy mountain, were the lepracons frolic in the wolderfully overgrown dandelions……………which are really gay like bones and kushie boy! Humphry manicured his huge hairy hands with nail clippers and pointed comments, based on theories about Nostradamus' Prophecies on chocolate chip cookies with milk thats gone off, causing DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!
Spiderman liked fraggle rock playin gladiator on pc. teletubbies however are cute, daemonic ,extremely HOT jizzims of catholic origin. Jew eggs roll towards money and chicken and waffles taste like honey water lodged between testicles. barney the gay dinosaur, megasoreass nepiophilic necrophiliac. Dead fat asian smurfs where dancing around in angrys dreams , "oh shit" I am in heaven! screamed angry that made him angry, then he raged and said "farrrrrrrK!" "i broke my Medula Oblong Gata!" Carrots with magical properties and amazing radioactive iodine levels are a staple of love and sarcasm, a joyful end to gharm.
dun DUN DUUNNN DUNEDIN, studdered Bone while drinking muddy lumbago cream. Jerusalem got nuked by george bush so hard. The beatles kidnapped elvis, but rudolph didnt mind.
Rangi the Hindu was a catholic altar boy with jewish, atheist history. All Jews know ovens are fun ,more so german cooking pits are hot like curry first thing in the morrrrrning. Albatrose like flyin upside while doing cartwheels with one wing underwater, inside cages dancing mokeys sing about getting choked bye bones the hermaphrodite necrophiliac. Meanwhile and praise for stret playing with silly name games calling himself kush the ragin monkey banjo playing elephant with no trunk and seven hooves runnin around in bong water getting all wet and crazy, your crazy in love with underage children stret tries to emulate hysteria, hes such a bag of morringe covered shit with ginger hair. we established that as a father, and a brother, to his grandad, hysteria was his Master. but hostage sister named hysteria the great one hatched a crocodile with ice's face looking damn tough even with dents that girls LOVED makin more dents cause hes tough like rambos mum when slapped by big erect willies from fat asain porno star sumos.
Cartman was once dogman, but sex-changed from he-man, defender of human shit , he also likes his polly pocket in witch he kept his view fixed on www.redtube.com. the porn youtube. Yuck said sonic ,theres no horse on elephant action , and no penetration in her ass ,the hippo got himself deep throated by the monkey whos penis was the size of a young crickets left side, wonky woodle he'd say bi joe I ,i, i, expect that wont hurt when its inside of my massive orange tasting, human arm pit smelling bmw. Deagles shoot .50 at happy feet the penguin and blew his bfg away using diesel powered dildo.
Iced was so fueled on v’s and anal porn combined, that Quasimodo invited angry around. Chastity belt equipped, Quasimodo unlocked himself and took it as angrys frontal shriveled, wrinkly and unused, inserted insid e a big fat quasimodo sized anus. But in the other bedroom, voltron , son of megatron, brother of quez , little sister, which who he molested until she was five. Strong willed, but no morrials. wednesday, puglsley and pumkin got left in strets bedroom with his toys he stole from his mums top wardroom closet. "STRET " screamed his mum "COME f**k ME!" " With the toy ota sized cock ,mum was pleased. BOOM HS, as hysterias mum swallowed a "quick fuck" spoof load cumshot! ,then Angry turned to hysteria and tickled his rectum until he was spewing out of………………
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